Me: Babe! Why you not on pager? Are you on carrier pigeon?

Matt: Oh shit it ran flat, battery only lasts half a day. Forgot my spare.

Me: You need to get an iPager 4. It has a two line LCD and double the battery life.

Matt: Bad, can't wait. Does the screen have a backlight?

Me: Nah, you need the 5G for that.

Matt: Fuuck will have to wait till next year then.