YOU KNOW YOU GO/WENT TO SENIOR COLLEGE WHEN…
- Mrs. Parker is only known as K.P.
- you still get into all the uni’s, your Cambridge D is like an NCEA Excellence
- you always ditch level three classes for the drinking fountain/toilet coz you’re bored outta your mind
- when they try to fit the sentence “redefine your own success” into anything and everything possible.
- homeless people having a blaze infront of you is no longer shocking..
- you aren’t allowed to exit through the main doors you are told you’re a fire hazard for sitting in the hallways.
- Mrs. Parker always started her speeches ” Can I just saaaaay …”
- you got drunk in Myers park on Fridays when you finish at one
- you begin discussing whether Ms. Parkers hair was a wig or not.
- you spent your frees at O’Bar when you should’ve been working..
- squeezing through the stairway every day is like trying to navigate through a supermarket in Asia
- you purchase $2 rice
- your teachers ignore the fact that you turn up to class for roll then leave.
- you know where the teachers go for after work drinks.
- you know to run when you hear the squeaky wheels of Ms. Prados trolley
- you know that there are about 3 unnecessary doors leading into the guy’s loos.
- you know the exact sequence of sound the front doors make when opening and closing.
- when a bus driver does not believe you that Senior College is a real secondary school.
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